08-11-07-Dinner-With Willie-Jackie-Martling

I jerked off during the eclipse & went blind twice. please say hi!? jokeland@aol.com @PhilIazzetta @bernieandsid @JohnFugelsang @Tjstone25

16 hours ago

to fellow golfer bowing head to passing funeral procession: "What're you doing?" "The least I can do. I was married to her for 23 years."

16 hours ago

Nazi to French whore: "If you haff a baby, you may call it Hitler." "Oui, monsieur, & if you get zee *rash*, you may call it *measles*."