james brennan

"Your bowels are locked." "But, Doc, I've got diarrhea." "*Hmm ...* then I guess they're locked *open.*" .. https://t.co/6k2nxrJ4sj

1 hour ago

How do you know if you were built upside-down? Your nose runs and your feet smell. [ tonite! @YonkersCC @TaraCannistraci (914) 358-9260 ]

1 hour ago

Why's there no "CSI Arkansas?" They can't identify the bodies ... there are no dental records & the DNA is all the same.