February 7, 2010Hi. I hope the New Year's treating you well. So far I've lost forty-five pounds and my sense of humor.
I'll be on The Howard Stern Show this Wednesday, February 10th, at 8:30 a.m. to promote my guest appearance on the season finale of "Leverage," starring Timothy Hutton. It airs Wednesday, February 17th, at 10 p.m. on TNT.
For you North Shore folks, I just put in a show at Mill Creek Tavern in Bayville. It's tiny, so please call now, (516) 628-2000. One show, Wednesday, February 24th, at 8 p.m.
...and please keep checking out Jackie's Joke Hunt, Tuesdays, 7pm EST, Howard 101, Sirius XM...

evidence officer Dutch Holland
with the beautiful Jeri Ryan
December 15, 2009I was just appointed The Official Host of The Hoboken International Film Festival. It's in June, and will be a blast. I really look forward to it.
I'm in The Opening Night Film, "An Affirmative Act," playing (for an unprecedented third time) Henry "Dutch" Holland. He's a lawyer this time out. I smell Oscar. Or is it Felix?
December 14, 2009Finally, The Colorado Number System is on JokeLand for all to partake...
click here for ... "Numbers Of Note" ... the most popular numbers ...
... click here for "The Colorado Number System" ... all the damn numbers ...
... click here for "How The Colorado Nymber System Came To Be" ... how it organically rose from the cement dust ...